You can't fire me, I quit 91.4% Common
Defeat your boss to become your boss.
- Tip
- Clear your first Finance Tower run and beat the boss at the top.
Going public 85.1% Common
Become listed on the Stockmarket.
- Tip
- Happens on your second CEO visit: agree to list the company, then follow the shareholders' dance prompts.
Learn to drive 74.3% Common
Get your Driver's license.
Oriented 68.7% Common
Work a day shift at the Fulfillment Center.
up the corporate ladder 63.1% Common
climb 100 ladders.
We only come out at night 41.3% Uncommon
Work the Night Shift.
Fight with both hands behind my back 21.9% Uncommon
Watch a ranked Cage Fight.
un-fired 14.7% Uncommon
Extinguish the fire on a burning coworker.
Color profiling 14.2% Uncommon
Evade the police by spraying your whole body a different color.
Red-gicide 14.2% Uncommon
Destroy all the wooden CEO cutouts in the city.
- Tip
- Also unlocks the Dark Knight worker.
Bustin' your M-nut 9.5% Rare
Make 1 million dollars.
Unemployable 9.3% Rare
Hidden achievement: Steam reveals the description once you unlock it.
Fists of retrenchment 9.3% Rare
Perform 100 consecutive punches.
- Tip
- Easiest with a punch-heavy worker and punch damage promotions.
What a beautiful neighbourhood 7.2% Rare
Gentrify 10 times in the City Map.
Windows Update 6.7% Rare
Defenestrate 100 coworkers.
- Tip
- Kicks and knockback moves that send coworkers out of the windows count.
Hold it in! 6.5% Rare
Win a run with a full bladder.
- Tip
- Drinking water fills your bladder, so skip the drink stations near the end of a run and don't use the toilet.
The smartest orphan 6.5% Rare
Complete Company History Month.
Generational Pain 6.1% Rare
Kick 1000 coworkers in the balls.
Forbes 100 4.7% Rare
Defeat all the CEOs in Cage Fight.
I hate Tuesdays 3.4% Rare
Defeat the final boss of Foreign Manufacturing.
Feet of Retrenchment 3.3% Rare
Perform 100 consecutive kicks.
- Tip
- Jogger's kick-only kit makes this much easier.
You friendly neighbourhood webslinger 2.5% Rare
Hidden achievement: Steam reveals the description once you unlock it.
- Tip
- Tied to the Web Slinger quests that unlock the Web Slinger worker.
Guns don't kill people 2.0% Rare
Fire 100 guns in one run.
You are better than Elon Musk 1.9% Rare
Defeat the final boss of Neurolink.
Off the spectrum 1.8% Rare
Have 10 Mindpowers at once.
Unemployable II 1.0% Rare
Hidden achievement: Steam reveals the description once you unlock it.
Where it is due 0.9% Ultra rare
Beat the Credits.
Look at this Big man 0.8% Ultra rare
Hidden achievement: Steam reveals the description once you unlock it.
It's finally over 0.6% Ultra rare
Hidden achievement: Steam reveals the description once you unlock it.
Dude come on 0.6% Ultra rare
Hidden achievement: Steam reveals the description once you unlock it.
An arm and a leg 0.5% Ultra rare
Dismember 1000 coworkers.
Heart Of The Billionaire 0.5% Ultra rare
Listen to the whole song at the founder statue.
Stick it to the G-Man 0.3% Ultra rare
Hidden achievement: Steam reveals the description once you unlock it.
Who left that in? 0.3% Ultra rare
Hidden achievement: Steam reveals the description once you unlock it.
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion 0.2% Ultra rare
Unlock all archetypes.
- Tip
- You need all 30 workers, including the three secret ones.
Ultimate Expansionist 0.2% Ultra rare
Purchase all expansions for all Game Modes.
Warm delicious soup 0.2% Ultra rare
Pour soup on everyone in the soup kitchen.
Finally, some respect 0.2% Ultra rare
Reach Billionaire Rank in Cage Fight.
Wow, so much content 0.1% Ultra rare
Use 100 different moves.
Which achievements should you go for first?
Your first runs unlock the common ones on their own: beating your first boss, going public on the Stock Market, getting your driver's license and working a shift at the Fulfillment Center.
Which achievements take the longest?
- Diversity, Equity and Inclusion: unlock all 30 workers, including the three secret ones.
- Ultimate Expansionist: buy every expansion in every game mode.
- Finally, some respect: reach Billionaire Rank in Cage Fight.
- Wow, so much content: use 100 different moves. Switch workers often and try every promotion you're offered.
See the workers page for every unlock, and the beginner guide for how currencies and game modes open up.
FAQ
How many achievements does Stick It to the Stickman have?
39 on Steam. Eight of them are hidden, so Steam only shows their description after you unlock them.
What is the rarest achievement?
Wow, so much content, which asks you to use 100 different moves. Only 0.1% of players have it.
How long does it take to get every achievement?
Expect a long grind. Unlocking all workers, buying every expansion in every mode and reaching Billionaire Rank in Cage Fight all take many runs.